Tuesday, July 27, 2010

I Think I am starting to develop a true dislike for my co-workers...

Dear Co-workers,

Some of you are really starting to annoy me. Here is why...

1- No you may not throw a huge pile of stuff in my room FIVE minutes before the first day and expect me to be happy about it. You couldn't put it in our supply room, or the teacher lunchroom ? You couldn't ask me about it @ lunch or after school ? No by all means, throw it in my room so you don't have to deal with it.

2- It is also not acceptable to only talk to me when you want something from me. You can go to lunch with every other teacher on the team without me, but by all means mock me that you stole my favorite student (I had the sibling last year) and then ask if I want to watch your non bus kids @ the end of the day.

All I ask is a little kindness...

Sincerely, your co-worker who is not enjoying you

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Note to Self-

Dear Self-
Don't watch the "Hils" series finale @ the gym. For some reason the after show was making you grin like an IDIOT... over pseudo-celebrities... in public !! You could feel yourself grinning, were fully aware that you looked like an odd duck... yet you would NOT stop ! Good thing the Josh Duhamel look-alike was not @ the gym to witness your stupidity.

sincerely, just-looking-out-for-you